With many Christmas parties happening over Zoom this year, we want to make sure you’re prepared! Take a look at these ten ugly Christmas sweaters that are sure to get everyone talking this holiday season!
1. This ‘Home Alone’ sweater
- There are few holiday flicks more classic or more beloved than Home Alone. Take a page out of Kevin’s book with this ugly sweater featuring what’s arguably the most famous quote from the movie: “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.” It’s unisex, so anyone can wear it this season, and it has hundreds of positive reviews for being good quality and not shrinking in the wash.
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2. This tree-rific hoodie
- You can’t bring your decorated tree wherever you go, but fortunately, you can be one. Lined with sequined ornaments and boasting a kangaroo-style pair of front pockets, it’s an ugly holiday sweater that’s both on-brand and functional. Reviewers say its hood contains extra lining so it stays on all day (because you’re not actually dressed like a tree unless your star-shaped tree topper is on full display).
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3. This bad Santa sweater
- It’ll be long before you can strut your bare arms outdoors, but this hilarious sweater makes that possible with a faux tattooed chest and sleeves. Its printed mesh sleeves provide a surprising, edgy alternative to Santa’s long traditional coat.
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4. This ice-cool sweater
- Winter activities are always best done in pairs, and this best-selling cozy sweater sporting a couple of jolly deer gliding across a rink is proof. It includes a trendy crew neck, hits right at the hip for a classic fit, and boasts a sweet stitched design that’ll make you look forward to the ice-skating season.
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5. This Christmas and Hanukkah sweater combo
- If you’re not inclined to pick a side, this religiously neutral sweatshirt with over 48,000 Etsy sales under its waistband is a great bet. It comes in six colors (one for every member of the family, perhaps?) with a sweet balance of Christmas trees and floating dreidels.
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7. This whimsical llama sweater
- By this point, we’re all reindeered out. Shake up your holiday attire routine with nine different types of llamas displayed boldly across your ugly sweater made of pure cotton.
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8. This perfectly awkward pullover
- This sweater has it all: a traditional tacky design, a soft pullover fleece material, durable double-needle stitching throughout, and the king of all awkward catchphrases—Larry David of Curb Your Enthusiasm Fame—wishing all your family members a pretty, pretty, pretty, good Hanukkah so you don’t have to.
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