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Funny ‘How hot is it?’ Jokes

Funny ‘How hot is it?’ Jokes

It’s so hot out there! But how hot is it?

1. Hotter than a billy goat with a blow torch.

2. Hotter than Satan’s house cat.

3. Hotter than Satan’s toenails.

4. Hotter than doughnut grease at a fat man convention.

5. Hotter than a blister bug in a pepper patch.

6. Hotter than a jalapeño’s armpit.

7. Hotter than a half-bred fox in a forest fire.

8. Hotter than a stepmother’s kiss.

9. Hotter than hell and half of Georgia.

10. Hotter than a firecracker lit at both ends.

11. Hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue.

12. Hotter than blue blazes.

13. Hotter than a house on fire.

14. Hotter than a fire hydrant chasing a dog.

15. Hotter than 40 dammits.

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